These are some of the leftovers of the Langkawi photos that I did not post yet.

We were taking turns posing with Li Lian's sunglasses while waiting for the ferry to leave Langkawi.

First up, Mr. Yu Ming!

Fuiyo handsome, handsome! Memang berbakat as a model. Girls want his HP number? Can can no problem...just give me a buzz. :D

Next we have Mr. Jing Ping!

Budak ni macam gangster je...but nevertheless, still handsome and macho.

I see them pose I also wanna pose...sorry ah, abit paiseh hehe.

I know, I know..no need say. Handsome, macho and sexy right? My number is 012-21.... huh? You don't want ah? Eh, don't like that..give me chance la...T_T

Then, the 3 stooges rough it out to see who wins the most Mat Rocker award...

But suddenly, Mr. Yu Ming decided that enough is enough. He pulled out his ultra secret weapon and....

"I'm the champ and I know it. It's all about me man..."

....bags the 2006 PETALING JAYA's MAT ROCKER AWARD!!

When was the last time you went for a crazy holiday with your pals? Never? Well, you should try it. IT'S WACKY!

Me and the gang have just returned from Langkawi approximately 7am this morning. Yes, while you were peacefully dozing away, we were unloading or luggage and changing trains during the early hours of the day.

We left for Langkawi last thursday evening. Everyone was feeling abit hyper and gay as well. We were doing all kinds of weird things and cam-whoring too.

We paid RM48 for the lower bunks on the KTM train which took us to the jetty, abit overpriced given that we were only allowed so little space. It's a wonder how people can still manage to squeeze into it. Mesra!

Sleeping in train bunks does really give someone weird hair. I had originally planned to post my hair which was way out of its original look but Stephen totally beat me to that.

We chartered a ferry to take us across the sea towards Langkawi. The ride was horrible though, but to sum the story short, Stephen puked and one of the girls named Jessica cried. Don't ask me why. I was trying to sleep but I keep getting my head in front of Jing Ping's mouth..that made me nearly puked as well. Sorry!

We rented 2 cars, one for the guys and one for the girls. 5 guys in one Wira! And with Stephen in it, one could be forgiven for not being able to imagine what would happen during the journey to the hotel.

Once at the hotel, we guys checked into our room and suddenly everybody starting complaining about how hot it was and started stripping. Well, more like taking off the shirts.

And as usual, Stephen just had to go and take it one step further...

That is not his pants, that's his boxers. By the way, it cost me RM3 just to get his permission to post this pic up. Really expensive royalty!

Since we were in Langkawi, the DUTY FREE sign was up almost everywhere, and who could blame if one wanted to booze throughout the night? Buying booze in Langkawi is just like buying mineral water in KL. But everyone decided booze wasn't much of a kick. They went for Vodka. God bless them...

You could guess as much, those who drank got WASTED!

For some, it seems that when you are wasted, not only will you talk louder then usual..but you will do things that even YOUR MOTHER could not possibly imagine..

Some pretty scandolous shots were taken as well...

Briefly after that, people began throwing up non stop. What do you expect after countless amounts of bottoms UP! Yeah BOTTOM'S UP ALRIGHT!

Stephen was the only guy who puked like mad and he had an super ultra hangover. He paid RM15 for the buffet the next morning but only ate 2 bowls of porridge. And as if that wasn't bad enough, he just had to do it all over again the next day..

We also had lunch at the funkiest place in Langkawi.

No it's not bloody KFC! It's...

What a rip-off!

Lol, this post is soo unneccesary but it's just for fun.

This girl here apparently hails from Ipoh. OMG I SO WANNA GO IPOH NOW! :D

And by the way, NO I don't know her age.

NO, I don't know her name.

NO, I don't have her number.

In fact, I don't even know who she is. But I met a friend from the Petronas Educamp and this is his friend! OMG, some ppl are so lucky to know such leng lui! Haha.

So anyway, I was talking to him on MSN and he displayed this pic for a few seconds but not fast enough to escape my "eagle-sharp-leng-lui-hunting-eye". So I kinda curi-ed the pic from him and here it is!

Somehow I feel that alot of guys will be stealing this pic from my blog..lol. In my MSN itself, quite a number of people are already displaying the same pic as a result of them stealing the pic from me! :D

So, what do you rate her? I give 12/10!!

I had nothing to do as of late, so as I was just browsing through people's blogs, I came across this..um, some kinda program. So I just thought, what the hell..I 'll give it a shot.

Your Birthdate: March 4

You have an extraordinary character - moral, responsible, and disciplined. Your sincerely and honesty shine through in almost every situation. Driven and focused, you rarely let your emotions get the better of you. You're level headed and rational. People count on your to look at things objectively. Your strength: Your unwavering loyalty and ethics Your weakness: Your rock solid stubbornness Your power color: Navy blue Your power symbol: Shield Your power month: April

Well, ok let's have see. It seems that I am an extraordinary character. Cool, I didn't knew that. I hope it doesn't mean that I'm spastic or something like that.

My strength: Loyalty? Hmm, I suppose that's kinda true also. Eh, I am a loyal friend right?? RIGHT? Good.

My weakness: Who says I'm stubborn ah..this one maybe abit wrong la..haha. In fact, I am so easily persuadable it's almost like taking candy from a spastic, um Extraordinary kid.

My power colour: I always thought it was white. Oh well.

My power symbol: Shield? What, I thought we already passed the medieval times?

My power month: April? Could be true. I found the most chilling job at Sony..does this count?

You Are Japanese Food

Strange yet delicious. Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw.

What Your Underwear Says About You

It's important that your underwear doesn't offend anyone - in case you get in a car accident. You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear.

Hello and welcome to Universiti Teknologi Petronas which is located at Tronoh, Perak! Now if you did not know, Tronoh is the biggest mining spot IN THE WORLD. Yes, this is something we Malaysians can be proud of. We are SOMETHING in the world. But this is not a good thing for the residents here because your house could sink into the the ground at anytime.

Today I will be your tour guide as we embark on this journey to check out the secrets of UTP! Oh, by the way I forgot to mentioned that the reason I'm here is because I am trying to get a place to enter into UTP to study. And to get in, you need to successfully pass a series of test during the Educamp and also impress in the interview on the last day of this 3 day camp. Damn Local U authorities!! Never give me any course to study! F*^(*@^@$#(*$!!

And yes, I had my hair cut a day before the camp. Can't afford to have a messy looking hairstlye during the interview, right?

First of all, a trivia question - where do you go when you need to make a phonecall?

A phonebooth, correct.

But where are the phones? I wonder.

Hmm dirty toilets, broken seats, doors with no latch...??

But I'm thankful Stephen wasn't there. He never fails to try to barge into my cubicle whenever I'm having a private session with my brown friends. And I still have no idea why he likes to do that. Wanna compare shit is it!? At least the people here won't bang down your door to look at your dick as most of the time I was shitting without a locked door.

This is my room.

I know, I know. You don't have to say a word. It's a guy thing..

Come, let's meet my roommate! Everybody, say hello to Samuel!

HELLO SAMUEL.

This pic was taken the night before the last day, when we were busy preparing for the interview on the next day. Oh by the way, don't mind the nudity. You'll get used to it...well, I did.

Now, please don't get the wrong idea. I was just day dreaming..or rather in deep thoughts. I wasn't looking at him. I repeat, I WASN'T LOOKING AT HIM.

And this is where we crowd to watch the World Cup.

You dudes should be lucky to have big screen plasma TV's!!! Look at what we have here!

Now, so far...UTP looks like a really shitty place to study, isn't it? Well, that was what I thought so too. That's because all the pics that I showed you were all the old buildings left behind by USM (Universiti Sains Malaysia) after they moved to Penang.

We were living the old days. Infact, UTP's infrastructure is almost excellent. The constructed the new Chansellor Hall which cost a few hundred million. State of the art technologies.

No other libraries comes close to the library here. Well, that's because I haven't been to any other libraries. But still, the library here is just..pure class. Equipped with more than 500,000 books and at least a 100 over computers...this is no simple cheapskate stuff.

It would be great if I could manage to enter here, even more so if they were to offer me a scholarship. But it's kinda hard though. There were 1200 applications. Among that, 600 were shortlisted for Educamp. Out of these 600, only 300 will be accepted in to study, and only 100 scholarships will be given out.

Man, this is almost like going for Malaysian Idol. And I forgot to mention that Chinese is really a super rare breed here! There was only like 20-30 chinese out of 600 students, the rest are mostly Malays. Sad man we all.

I'm guessing the results will be out around 1-2 weeks. Now all I can do is pray and wait.

Hello peeps! Sorry if I haven't been updating much lately...it's the World Cup fever man! Well, excuse us men, you know we can't miss the biggest sporting event of the year. Heh heh. I won't be updating much until the end of this world cup period I think. The only thing dumb about this world cup is all the matches are played so damn late! Zzz..

England will win the world cup! ..I hope heh, cause I'm supporting them!

By the way, speaking of bad timing, what happened to me today simply was just unbelievable...

I had to photostat a few documents for my Petronas Uni Application, which was due next Tuesday. So I went off early this morning to get it done. I WOKE UP AT 8.30am!! It's a record breaker since for the past few months I normally wake up at 1-2pm =) hehe.

Well anyway, I went to the photostat shop at Plaza Mayang in PJ near my house at 9am. I parked my car nicely into the parking bay which was located in front of the shop and went in to photostat my stuff.

To my utmost horror, when I came out of the shop....

What the FUKKKKK!!!! TIU NIA SENG LAH!!

Another Fu*king saman! I was only in the for less than 5 minutes. Less then 5 bloody minutes...this is too cruel for me...*sob sob* =(

Arggh stupid government workers!! It's only 9 fu*king O' Clock...so damn bersemangat for what???!! I lost 100 bucks in less then 5 minutes..NIA SENG! This is my second saman in my driving career..oh man. That sucks! I bet some of you haven't even gotten a single one yet.

What a day to start a typical Friday.

This post is actually kinda late, but I didn't really had time to finish it since last week..so here goes!

Me, Jing Ping, Yu Ming, Ngee Chong and 2 girls were cordially invited to the latest KL International Motor Show. All for the price of RM5! Well, for them it was RM5 because they had student ID. It was suppose to be RM15 for me because I was considered adult and somemore I did not possessed an ID. MCB!

But, me being kiamsap, I just had to try and save the RM10. Since they are paying 5, why must I pay 15?? So therefore, what I did was took my old Form 6 library card and somehow managed to convince the counter boy that I was still 18. Well, actually it was Yu Ming that convinced him..I was busy trying to hide behind Yu Ming to conceal my red hair..takkan Form 6 boy can dye red right?

We entered the place full with anticipation in hoping to see high-end cars and expensive powerful automobiles. Well, actually it was just them. I was there to look at the chicks. Woosah =)

Now why would people make a seat that faces the other way? I seriously have no idea. Maybe it's the latest design.

Now wait a sec, are my eyes deceiving me? What the bloody hell is a freaking Gen 2 doing in this International Motor Show?? This car has more problems than a freaking Kancil! At least that's what I heard...but I was kinda expecting more high end cars, not this. Must be part of the show's suprises.

I certainly didn't knew Proton had any affiliation with Lotus. Or maybe I'm just blur. I just didn't thought Proton would actually fork out the cash to sponsor such an expensive brand. >.<

Oh yea, no motorshow would be complete without sexy models in skimpy clothes. Does that make you wanna buy their car? O yea baybeh..it certainly does! I only manage to took the shot from behind because I did not dare to go in front and take..after she thinks I'm some hamsap lo. Hehe..

I've no idea what this is or what it does. Looks like some kinda really advance ice-kacang machine. Sweet. Noo..I'm stupid! Bah.

Just when you think you've seen em' all, this car suddenly shows up. Well, there's one thing the successfully did, that is making a dumb ugly car..into a pink dumb UGLIER car with flowers as tyres. And no, putting that girl there doesn't make it look better.

The rest of the show was pretty much cars, cars and more cars. It kinda bored me half-way cause I'm not really the car-person as you can see. I tried taking more pics of models but somehow this guy saw what I was doing and he gave me "da look". Pai seh lah me.

Then there was also this buncha clowns that were hired to entertain the crowd..

...only thing is that I wasn't sure what entertainment was he trying to provide. Teaching the crowd how to TFK using a balloon?? The girl seems to be enjoying it though.

Finally before I left I saw alot of people snapping photos of this model posing next to this car. I reckon she must've look the sweetest throughout the entire Motor Show. So, why not? I'll snap one too..=)

...and one more for good luck. And to get a better side view of the..car. Right.

What a day. People go look at cars, I go look at chicks. Teruk man..hehe, but it was fun! RM5...hmm memang worth it hehe.

Since when I was young, I've always had this fascination with Gundam models. Every model that my dad used to buy for me would end up horribly disfigured because I would play with it kow kow... I would pretend to shoot something on it and detach the limbs and torsos of the models practically a few hundred times a day.

Ok, maybe not a few hundred but about 50 lah. Then most of the important joints became loose and some even broke off. End result? NO GUNDAM FOR ME.

But lately, I had this sudden urge to start collecting Gundam's again. And I shall! I went to 1Utama with Mr. Yu Ming to select my first Gundam and also to start my collection! A pretty pricey hobby I would say, since each of the models I'm collecting is worth at least RM120. SIONG!

This is my first Gundam I've ever bought! Got it for a discounted price at RM112.92. Lol :D

Although it is expensive, but fixing it gives a person quite the satisfaction. It took me almost 6-7 hours just to assemble this model since the details are pretty fine and contains alot of small parts. Now my fingers are all bruised..but still, it's ok!

I know you must be thinking...WTF THIS BOY! SO big still buy toys??

Yeah I was thinking the same thing too. But WTF lah, I don't give a damn. I must be the biggest small boy around now. Haha. Too bad my camera ain't that good to take close-up shots. If not it would look damn cool!

Ok now, I'm off. Tomorrow I think I will be going to Melaka for the Hotlink pre-world cup party. If anyone is going or will be there, give me a buzz!

Now if you'll excuse me, this big small boy will be going to sleep :D

No, of course I'm not.

It's the title of a very old song that I just recently managed to dug up. It was my favourite classic funny song that never failed to make me laugh when I was a kid. I wonder if any of you have ever heard it?

Well, here it is anyway. First part is the lyrics and next part is the Mp3 file. You can try to work out the connections from the lyrics. It really works! Baffling at some parts though..or maybe I'm just c2pid. =)

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

I really envy some of you here. What I mean are those whom have had chicken pox at a  very young age. You have no idea how lucky you are..

That's right folks, you're looking at the latest victim or casualty of the chicken pox virus! Even as I am typing this, my entire body is aching, itching and farking pain from the poxes which are all over.

It started last Sunday when I was in my friend's house for a music practice. We were hanging around when the her little sister (still in kindergarden) walked by and we had a little chat. Suddenly my friend said, "Hey, did you know that she has chicken pox?".

Holy shit, I'm farked.

I quickly left the place hoping the dogde the c.pox virus that were in the air. But whadda you know, I guessed it was fate and I contracted it the next day anyway. At first I wanted to post some pics of how bad the thing is, but then I decided not too. Why? Because it is too gruesome.

Hell, I am even kinda scared to look at myself. The pox is everywhere! I can't even scratch my head because it's filled up with pox, which leads to another reason  why I'm having difficulties sleeping at night. No digging my nose for gold too. SUX!

My meals are only restricted to bread, porridge and cereals. At times I am soo hungry but there is nothing to eat! I'm so sick of it..T_T. Not to mentioned that this c.pox has also caused me to get a mild fever and sorethroat. I hope this doesn't last too long, I don't wanna end up looking like a monster. Well, I kinda already look horrible...*sob sob*.

And another matter is that even the human genitals a.k.a dick and balls will also kena the pox. It also spreads to the joints too and that sucked alot. I end up not being able to walk properly because it hurts sometimes...kesian me. I am still walking like..a duck? For those active sexual dudes, this also means no beating the aeroplane until this thing is over.

It's been nearly a week now. I've had enough of this cpox experience. It's litteraly sucking the life out of me. But, reality sux and I still might have to endure it for some time. I have not seen the outside world for almost a week now. I missed the fresh air, the shopping malls, the food and stuff. GOSH I'm so gonna eat the Japanese Buffet If I can! I haven't tasted any real food for days!! See how lucky those of you who had it when you were young!! I bet you were jumping around and wishing to get it over and over again! :D

I hope this will end soon...I can't stand it much longer..T_T